September 9th, 2009

So, we've officially landed in our new town. Logan, UT. There are a lot of pedophiles around here for such a small college town. The drivers aren't as crazy as the ones in Hawaii, and so far the only real problem seems to be that no one expects kids around.

It took us about 3 weeks to find a place to move into. Why, you ask? Because the only places to live around here are in singles' apartments or in couples' apartments. Meaning, no one likes or abides by kids. But, we found a place! It was either this one or another one that looked to be infested with bees and parents that don't look after their kids. Plus, the apartment itself was extremely small compared to this one.

Do people around here just think kids are pets or something? There aren't even many parks to take them to. There is really NOTHING in this town for a kid. No mini-golf, no movies (well there is one but it's a while aways), no parks really worth a shit...damn this is going to suck.

Aside from all of that, I'm going to blog mostly about my new neighbor. They are moving out, thank god. She's fat. I hate fat people. I understand if some people have a rare kidney disease and they are fat because of that...but 99% of fat people are just fat because they want to be or don't give a shit. I'm so tired of walking down the street and realizing I'm the only NON-fat person in a 50 mile radius.

She also is lazy. LAZY, fat people are the worst. They have attitudes and regularly take their shit out on other people. Hey lardo, it's not my fault you are fucking huge. Anyways...we moved in, and not two days later we had her sitting outside (in our parking spot, it's assigned) honking her horn at 6am. Yeah, you heard me. 6-fucking-am in the morning.

This is something everyone knows about me, I hate the morning. Waking me up is a bad idea. 6am is too early. Even my kids don't wake up until 8am. WTF is she thinking?? So there I am, sleeping, and all of a sudden I hear this god-awful sound. Not only did she start honking at 6am, she didn't STOP till about 7am. WTF!!!!!! By then my kids are up because of this fat cunt and I'm officially fed up with the shit. It's not like it's a long walk inside her house, she's just too lazy to get out of the fucking car!

Wanna know who she was waiting for? Yeah, so did I. She wound up eventually getting out of her car and going into her house to get whoever. I didn't get to see who it was but I heard her screaming like a banshee at the person. Intrigued, I looked out the window. It was her elderly father! And when I say elderly, I mean like 80.

It is one thing to be too lazy to get out of your car to go get say, your teenager. It is a completely different thing to be honking like that at a guy that can barely walk. Then she has the nerve to start screaming at him because he shut the trunk of her car. Are you fucking serious? I had officially had it.

I decided I was going to walk outside and give her a piece of my mind, not cause she was yelling at her dad (I could give a shit) but because she had woken me up and my kids. Unexcusable. She's lucky she peeled out of there and I haven't seen her since.