Saturday, September 11, 2010

Real Housewives of NJ -- Season 2, Episode 16

Someone made another comment about how they hated the old, self-adoring bitch Caroline...who everyone seems to think is manipulative. I'm not sure why. Are they even watching the same show as me? Here's my response to that.

Yet, Danielle is the perfect model citizen? She's not old and self-adoring?

I think Caroline started out with good intentions until Danielle blew everything into a drama-fest. You do realize how crazy it is to bring an armed guard with you for a meeting, right? A bodyguard (if she truly thought Caroline was going to attack her) would have been enough, but that many guns and people to "protect" her? Come on now. Does she think she's the queen of England?

Do you think Danielle is in her 20s? Because, obviously, she's not. She's also old, and obsesses over herself way too much. Even when she talks with her "friends", everything is about her. God forbid someone else have something going on in THEIR life. They might steal the show!

PS. The energist is a little creepy.

But otherwise, Ashley still needs to grow up. She is still being a little brat and needs to learn her place in this world. She still thinks she did nothing wrong, and honestly she SHOULD hear it over and over again. She needs to grow the fuck up and stop treating her mom that way. Ashley says she fights too much with her mom about Danielle, but Ashley doesn't even let her mom talk at all. She interrupts and looks like an asshole all the time. Ashley needs to learn that she will stop fighting with him mom, when she realizes that her mom is trying to HELP her. She acts like just because she is 19 that she doesn't need to respect her mother anymore. It doesn't work like that bitch.

Honestly, when Danielle is proven to be a pathological liar by Caroline - she attempts to throw the same exact questions back at her or change the subject. Danielle couldn't prove that Caroline directly attacked her personally, so she flip-flopped the other direction.

Caroline was surprisingly really calm during the entire thing, whereas Danielle was out for blood from the get-go. I can't believe that Danielle is blaming her failed friendships on Caroline. Caroline didn't even talk to those women, and wanted nothing to do with them. What a joke!

Caroline actually attempted to have a civil conversation with her until Danielle just kept insulting her family and attacking her. When Danielle got backed into yet another corner, she insulted Caroline's friends who are supposedly under indictment. I mean, come on. You can't say shit about Caroline when she hasn't even been around your ass. Talk about that headspinning around Danielle. What a psycho!


Side note:
Her music video is fucking terrible. Whoever gave her a mic and told her she could sing, should be hung by their balls until they slowly die. Who the hell is the other chick?

http://www.popeater.com/2010/08/24/danielle-staub-real-close-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/

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